(the old about from 2009: no longer very accurate)
Hello! My name is Darren Bauler. This is my tumblr. I’m making a movie/series called The Theater of Diminished Faculties, or TODF for short. It’s based on a book, some of which is online at Cryptonarrative. I have a band called Medroxy Progesterone Acetate. I am a discomancer, a Pisces, a puppetmaster and a happy monster. I occasionally use the pseudonyms Dr. Cocktopus, Ana Skyfish and Barnard Euler, among others. I have a doctorate of divinity and have performed three weddings and the occasional exorcism. I am a storyteller, and a magician, and if you’re willing to be an assistant I’ll tell you how every trick is done. I am a rural prophet from the land known as Iowa, though my peripatetic practice takes me all around the block, which is to say I’m available for house calls. Will provide own equipment and soundtrack. Let me put my magic in you.
