Dearest mother-in-law-to-be: Sorry I left my copy of Rape of the Vampires in...– Darren B., Not A Pervert, Honest
terrible ideas for our wedding →
You’ll all be happy to note that we are chock full of really bad wedding ideas, and we’ll put the best of the worst here for your edification and amusement.
gaaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: hellhoundonmytrail: John...
in the dream I had I was the star of a hit TV show called Brokeula about an ex-con “reformed” vampire with pulled fangs and monthly suppression injections after his parole visits who now lives in a storage unit and tells stories of his glory days. It’s all shot cinema verite’ style and I guess was adapted from a radio show along the same lines (I guess like This American...