I don’t know if anyone finds this interesting, but over the years I’ve done a bunch of stills from the uncensored original films later edited for Mystery Science Theater 3000. I’m going back today and adding the tag mst3k after dark for those posts, so if you want to see the topless scene from The Beast of Yucca Flats or see Persis Khambatta call The Paper Chase Guy (Robert Ginty) a motherfucker, you’re in luck.
theater of diminished faculties
inspiration junkdrawer for the Theater of Diminished Faculties: occult porn, synth freakouts and perverts from outer space.
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Even as an avowed fan of all things Crown International this one’s a bit tough, for once simple reason: Dynamic Lead Tommy Kirk. This was a few years after his pot bust and after Disney dropped him (they don’t like when former Mickey Mouse Club members talk about being gay).
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nonstop intense space action violence
— MPAA warning for the film Space Mutiny -
GPOY. officially being a baby about a minor head cold.
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Last Clear Chance via the Prelinger Archive. See for yourself and wonder: why don’t they look? It’s worth visiting the actual site for information on this film.
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So if the next car I stop happens to be yours, don’t tell me you were only speeding a little…only breaking the law a little…only doing something a little bit wrong. Save that for somebody else, brother! Because I’ve seen too many little follies that left someone a little bit DEAD!
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FONZIE’S DEATH CAR
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#mst3k after dark
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All right, you know what, I’m just giving in and looking at the breasts.
— crow t. robot, angel’s revenge -
Greydon Clark, director of some of the most mind-numbing films ever (I mean that as a compliment): Satan’s Cheerleaders, Angel’s Brigade (aka Angel’s Revenge), Joysticks and Final Justice are a few. As an actor, you may remember him from Satan’s Sadists or The Mighty Gorga. When I learned he was something of a protege of Al Adamson his career made a lot more sense to me.
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“Or, umm…Chip Hitler.”